The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#64: Arby's Girl

June 2, 2015 at 3:30PM • 60 minutes

This awkward week we're choosing between two women, defining "farting etiquette," and sanitizing male sex toys. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#63: I Pity the Fool

May 26, 2015 at 4:30PM • 58 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about getting over your ex, monogrammed sex towels, and rule 34. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#62: Sex Karate

May 19, 2015 at 5:45PM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about stupid dealbreakers, an affair with a smartphone, and erotic punching. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#61: Boobs, Floaters, and Other Toilet Goodies

May 12, 2015 at 2:00PM • 1 hour 8 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about an unquenchable thirst for sex, toilet porn, and weaponized vacuums. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#60: That's About Right

May 5, 2015 at 1:00AM • 50 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about virginity, premature ejaculation, and giant dicks. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail. PLEASE REDOWNLOAD FILE IF YOU'RE HAVING AUDIO ISSUES!


#59: The Doodie Fairy

April 27, 2015 at 12:45PM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about sex addiction, mommy scientists, and a doggy doodie surprise. Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#58: Guiyé

April 21, 2015 at 1:15PM • 1 hour 2 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about an annoying boyfriend, Minnesota gays, and kidney stones. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#57: Fabulous Fisting

April 13, 2015 at 1:30AM • 1 hour 13 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about fabulous fisting, polyamory, and Kentucky Fried Porn. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#56: The Brat and the Rat Ride the Urinicorn

April 7, 2015 at 1:00AM • 1 hour 4 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about adult bedwetting, long distance relationships, and getting groped in public. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail.


#55: Like an Abortion at the Dentist

March 31, 2015 at 12:00AM • 1 hour 26 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about getting over an ex, flirting, and solving a dog's murder. Want to ask a question on the show? Email questions@awkwardhuman.com or call 323-456-3345 to leave us a voicemail. (Intro music issue fixed!)