The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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**NSFW**

Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.



#106: Striking Oil

March 22, 2016 at 12:15PM • 1 hour 30 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the cross-race effect, fat girlfriends, and windchimes. Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#105: You Say Yes, Sir!

March 15, 2016 at 10:15AM • 1 hour 36 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about social anxieties, flirting with married men, and more pooping during sex—this time, with vaginas! Questions/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWWKARD.


#104: The Anatomy of Apples and Oranges

March 8, 2016 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 19 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the bisexual's dilemma, doo-dooing the dishes, and juggling women. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#103: Always Be Dripping

March 1, 2016 at 1:30AM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about genetic romance, marriage pressure, and black tarry shit. Questions/stories/comments? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD.


#102: Go Blow Yourself Off a Cliff

February 23, 2016 at 12:45AM • 1 hour 19 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about underage zombies, traces of shit, HORIABLE things. Also, apparently it's rape week! Fun for all. Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkward.email or call/text 509-AWKWARD!


#101: Hoverboard Blowies for Brain Damaged Spouses

February 16, 2016 at 3:00AM • 54 minutes

This awkward week we're continuing the 100th episode celebration with brain damaged spouses, a wife lost in a maze of her husband's fat, and some dude cumming in gym towels. Weehoe! Questions/comments/stories? Visit awkward.email!


#100: The Big 100 (AKA Don't Eat My Boyfriends!)

February 10, 2016 at 2:30AM • 1 hour 7 minutes

This awkward week we're celebrating our 100th episode anniversary, asking random people to give you advice, and watching the world's most awkward masturbation video! Stay tuned for part two of this episode (101) next week. Want to ask a question on the show? Visit akward.email!


#99: Texting the Void

February 3, 2016 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 17 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about whining women, bashful boyfriends, and football faggots! Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask


#98: Pepto Bismalt

January 26, 2016 at 6:15PM • 59 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about medicine food, making real life porn, and Darren returns to help Beowulf embrace a newfound passion. Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask


#97: The Maid of Awkward

January 19, 2016 at 12:00PM • 1 hour 32 minutes

This awkward week we're talking about the maid of awkward, brotherly cum, and the perfect crime. Special guest: comedian Jeffrey Jay. Next week: the return of Beowulf and Darren. Want to ask a question on the show? Visit awkwardhuman.com/ask!