The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



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23: Testicle Exchange Rate

March 6, 2015 at 11:00AM • Wiki Entry

I rant about Google's new search results for alcoholic drinks & auto insurance, a high-tech shirt for introverts, Samsung's luxury doghouse, hydrophobic 'pee-repellent' paint, and just how much are your body parts worth in your state?




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