The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



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67: Gadget Prostitutes

May 7, 2015 at 9:00AM • Wiki Entry

I rant about late fees for Comcast technicians, Enjoy's personalized gadget delivery service, Banjo building a social "crystal ball", Pizza Hut saving a hostage, and a supermarket that lets you test drive toilet paper.




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