The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



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8: Starbucks On Mars

February 13, 2015 at 11:00AM • Wiki Entry

I rant about choosing an heir for your Facebook account, Apple selling apps through Pinterest, police officers trolling Waze users, the real reason you're single on Valentine's Day, and would you leave your family to be the first person on Mars?




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