The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.



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83: Too Slow For Porn

June 1, 2015 at 9:30AM • Wiki Entry

I rant about Amazon branded groceries, Google making "smart" pants, Facebook supporting GIFs, and an easy-to-install bidet attachment for your toilet.




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