The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#49: To Catch A Bad Salesman

April 13, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Apple Watch sales figures, leaked Game of Thrones episodes, LinkedIn's Elevate app, selfie stick bans, a crowdfunding campaign to help save Chris Hansen's career.

#48: Piggyback Ridesharing

April 10, 2015 at 8:45AM •

I rant about Apple Watch pre-orders, 12" Macbook reviews, a check-in app for pot smokers, Google patenting the spoiler alert, stolen dog feces, and farts as fuel for space travel.

#47: Tit Tit On Your Wrist

April 9, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about all the early Apple Watch reviews, new emojis released in iOS 8.3, Facebook Messenger's web interface, Twitter ditching the 'Discover' tab, and Periscope trolls.

#46: Smart Slabs & Smart Knobs

April 8, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Apple Watch retail plans, Square's foray into e-mail marketing, connected kitchen gadgets, Instagram for diseases, and live-streaming while having sex.

#45: Tittygram Tycoons

April 7, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about Hulu's GIF search engine, employee discounts on the Apple Watch, deceptive ads on YouTube Kids, serving divorce papers on Facebook, bathroom lines at Wrigley Field, Easter porn, and breasts as an marketing channel.

#44: Adwords For People

April 6, 2015 at 9:15AM •

I rant about the first ads on Tinder, guerrilla Twitter marketing for HBO Now, monkeys interrupting broadband service, and Rolling Stone's utter journalistic malfeasance.

#43: Bring Your Own Streams

April 3, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Comcast's new high-speed broadband service, Apple strong-arming content providers on infrastructure costs, Adobe Slate, safer Craigslist transactions, and how keyboards can diagnose diseases.

#42: Uber Rapes Cats

April 2, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about all the lame, unoriginal April Fool's Day "pranks" in the tech world yesterday.

#41: Push Button To Poop

April 1, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's Dash button, Facebook's baby photo "scrapbook" feature, the backlash over Trevor Noah's old tweets, and how brands ruined April Fool's Day.

#40: Shazam For Clothing

March 31, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Jay-Z's 'Tidal' music streaming service, Amazon's 'Home Services' marketplace, the online retail giant secretly testing drones in Canada, buying clothes from your favorite TV show, and what happens when you trust GPS navigation more than your own eyes.