The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#39: The Dirty Reader

March 30, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Google's foray into robotic surgery, the fridge obsessiveness of Periscope users, a website that shapes the news based on your facial expressions, and the shittiest bike path in the country.

#38: 50 Shades Of Periscope

March 27, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's continued exploitation of its warehouse workers, unlimited file storage on Amazon Cloud Drive, Facebook's 'Aquila' internet access drone, and an app that fully automates your 'personal brand' on Twitter.

#37: Apps For Apps

March 26, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about the new Periscope live video app, Facebook Messenger as a platform, an app that reminds you to take selfies, and why it doesn't matter if Steve Jobs was an asshole.

#36: Listicle Dictators

March 25, 2015 at 9:30AM •

I rant about Facebook looking to host news content natively, Apple Store employees giving fashion advice, RadioShack's customer data auction, paying bills directly in Gmail, and a "smart" safe for those with no willpower.

#35: The Poop Gold Rush

March 24, 2015 at 9:00AM •

I rant about Square $Cashtags, Instagram's Layout app, Twitter testing autoplay videos, the new Vessel online video subscription platform, and how we're all literally flushing gold down the toilet.

#34: No Paycheck Employee

March 23, 2015 at 10:00AM •

I rant about Amazon's 'Unlocked' program, Google serving TV commercials similar to search ads, the "learn to code" movement, disingenuous employment practices, and commuting to work on the power of your poop.

#33: Poop From Space

March 20, 2015 at 10:00AM •

I rant about Apple Pay adoption rates, the legal loopholes of net neutrality regulations, Google increasing prevalence to scrape content, what your tweets say about you, and testing the terminal velocity of fecal matter.

#32: What's The Hashtag, Judy?

March 19, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Starbucks' new on-demand delivery service, the real reason people are hating on the Apple Watch Edition, a ridesharing service for kids, Windows 10 upgrades for pirates, and a patent that ends the debate over the right way to use toilet paper.

#31: Too Many Teas

March 18, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the legal implications of Twitter harassment, bidding on high-end Sotheby's auctions through eBay, Facebook Messenger as a payment platform, and one man's novel attempt to avoid being arrested.

#30: Slack For Selfies

March 17, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about how few Americans care about online privacy, the new .sucks domain name registrations, Starbucks' "Race Together" campaign, collaborating with friends to edit the perfect Instagram photo, and how to spot the sure-fire signs of a multi-level marketing scam.