The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#19: Zombie Chauffeur

March 2, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Samsung's Galaxy S6 Edge, Google's plans for a new futuristic campus, Nissan's ultimate smart BBQ vehicle, the physics of fluids, and the best place to hide in a zombie apocalypse.

#18: Say Yes To The Dress

February 27, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the FCC net neutrality ruling, Twitter tracking phone numbers, Facebook's suicide prevention tools, Pornhub's wearable 'wankband', out-of-control llamas, and the internet's obsession with the color of a dress.

#17: Pinboards Of Dicks

February 26, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the Magic text message concierge startup, Buzzfeed's 'Cute or Not' app, YouTube operating at no profit, RadioShack selling its name, the physical "browser cookie", and shipping snow across the country.

#16: The Economy Of Farts

February 25, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Pebble Time on Kickstarter, Waffle House as a delivery exchange location, LinkedIn's paltry settlement for leaking passwords, cancer diagnosis apps, and would you let total strangers do their work at your home?

#15: The Chair That Got Away

February 24, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about YouTube Kids, Apple's new "racially diverse" emoji, Google banning X-rated content on Blogger, the Apple Store Genius Bar becoming more classist, and my experience buying a new office chair at Staples.

#14: Don't Trust Anyone In A Tuxedo

February 23, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about the Oscars, wearable tomato dispensers, a social network for flatulence, tipping technology, and how not to piss me off in the self-checkout line at the supermarket.

#13: Flask Baby

February 20, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Sony's 'premium sound' memory card, IFTTT's new iPhone apps, YouTube clamping down on brand-sponsored videos, Dole's wearable banana, and a product that can help raging alcoholics appear more responsible to others.

#12: Canadians Taking Our Streams

February 19, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Lenovo adware, Samsung getting into mobile payments, Uber tackling drunk driving, next-door neighbors as a service, the absolute laziest way to write condolence cards, and can Netflix bring peace to the Middle East?

#11: A Beefier Remote

February 18, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Facebook virtual reality apps, Microsoft Office supporting iCloud, Comcast remotes, Hulu's new personalized queue, the optimal search strategy for 'Where's Waldo', shopping while hungry, and how can you make your tweets more popular?

#10: Robot Pussy

February 17, 2015 at 11:00AM •

I rant about Presidents Day, Buzzfeed politician interviews, a reality show selecting people for a mission to Mars, the Zoomer Kitty, Best Buy's wedding registry, and wouldn't you feel manlier with a set of robotic war balls?