The Morning Dump Retired

The Morning Dump

A humorous, expletive-filled take on the day’s news in technology, business and media with rants from the cynical mind of comedian Jordan Cooper.

Hosted by Jordan Cooper.

#189: Because Terrorism

February 18, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Apple's encryption battle with the FBI, Fandango acquiring Rotten Tomatoes, reading children's stories to robots, and the best time of day to poop.

#188: GIFcoin

February 16, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Kanye West's new album being pirated, CBS's Grammy stream crashing, Giphy raising venture capital, and all the weird things people get stuck in their rectum.


February 15, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about Kanye West begging Mark Zuckerberg for a billion dollars and the Dutch opening their first 'poop bank'.

#186: New Mexico Hickeys

February 12, 2016 at 4:00PM •

I rant about the ultimate Valentine's Day adventure.

#185: Poop Friendship Bracelets

February 11, 2016 at 5:15PM •

I rant about the Quartz news app, Instagram video view counts, Twitter's Trust & Safety Council, and baby dolls that give you a diaper surprise.

#184: Disco Bowl

February 10, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about Zenefits selling insurance without a license, the ROI of emojis, robotic trash cans, and a night light for your toilet.

#183: Canine Poop Detector

February 9, 2016 at 3:45PM •

I rant about Instagram account-switching, Apple Notes supporting Evernote imports, robot cockroaches, and products made during a "stupid" hackathon.

#182: Intestinal Gumby

February 8, 2016 at 4:30PM •

I rant about this year's Super Bowl commercials, Twitter's new algorithmic timeline, and India banning Facebook's 'Free Basics' service.

#181: Defcon Poo

February 5, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Elon Musk looking into building electric planes, a Tesla owner vowing revenge on a mystery pooper, and a sperm whale's inventive self-defense tactic.

#180: Download Button Repository

February 4, 2016 at 3:00PM •

I rant about Google booting ad blocking apps, fake download buttons on websites, Spotify for the Amazon Echo, Twitter testing a GIF button, and how to properly poop on the side of a road.